1. Own at Least One “Thinking Chair”

2. Avoid wearing caps or hats before 8am in your timezone

3. Master the Art of Slow Nods

4. Possess One Mysteriously Expensive Object

5. Use the Phrase “Back in My Day…” Prematurely

6. Have a Go-To “Profound” Observation

7. Maintain One Completely Pointless Ritual

8. Laugh Softly at Your Own Jokes

9. Develop an Unexplainable Interest

10. Become as distinguished as Loring